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Royal Seal of King John
By Decree of King John of the lands of Pandora's
From the Wood to the Glens
Rules & Conduct

Please read carefully — agreement is required for entry & membership

Entry to this event REQUIRES PHOTO ID AND EVENT TICKET, without it you will be denyed access to the event!

Everyone must check-in upon entering the premises. Registration is done online and includes, but is not limited to, acknowledgment and signature of the rules & policies. By continuing with registration and purchase you agree to these policies.

Before considering membership here you should ask management any questions or concerns you might have about this retreat and what takes place here. You should understand all the rules and regulations, and you must approve.

Before considering membership, ask management any questions or concerns you might have about this retreat and what takes place here. You should understand all the rules and regulations, and you must be approved.

Event Starts: 12pm Noon
Room Check-In: 3:00 PM
Event Ends: 12am Midnight
Room Check-Out: 11:00 AM
Weapons & Drugs Zero Tolerance

No guns or weapons of any type are allowed on the premises. Any props for the event should be made of materials not conducive of harm.

Drugs are a no-no. We have a zero-tolerance policy in effect here.

Respect & Conduct

No drama. No trouble. Respect each other. Always ask before touching, regardless of gender or prior interaction. No is a complete sentence. Respect it immediately and without debate. Continuing to ask or pester once a No has been issued will be viewed as harassment.

Don't yuck someone else's yum! If something isn't for you, that's fine, but don't be rude to others.

Treat every guest and staff member with dignity. Rude, aggressive, or disrespectful behavior toward anyone will not be tolerated. Management, security, and staff instructions must be followed at all times. Their direction is final.

You also hereby agree to follow all signage, posted rules and instructions.

Very important: Confidentiality of all members, guests, staff, and ownership is mandatory, unless individuals give express permission to the contrary. This includes any witnessed behaviors on site.

If there is an incident regardless of the type, from a spilled drink to an issue with another guest, please notify staff or management immediately so that it can be handled.

Intimate Activity

No sexual activity of any form in the pool, hot tub clubhouse, or pool deck. Sexual acts must be kept in the playroom (red room), cabins, chalets, your private camper, RV, or tent or somewhere else on the grounds outside of the fenced pool-deck area.

This includes any action that could exchange or cause an expulsion of bodily fluids. Everyone needs to be able to enjoy the common areas.

Absolutely No Photos — Strict

Before any photos are taken on premises, all individuals depicted must give prior permission. Permission for photos does not automatically imply consent for distribution.

If it comes to our attention that this is being violated, it will result in your immediate removal from the premises with no refunds.

No Prostitution — Zero Tolerance

Solicitation of prostitution is as simple as a verbal act of one person communicating to another that they wish sexual favor to occur for hire — even joking around can be misconstrued as solicitation.

Joking about prostitution or acts that may constitute prostitution will result in your removal from the grounds and your membership revoked. There is ZERO tolerance here.

Clothing & Pool / Hot Tub

In the pool, clothing is optional — how much or how little you wear is up to you.

The hot tub is nude only

You must shower before entering the pool or hot tub for the health and safety of all.

  • Pool rules must be strictly adhered to and are posted by the pool and hot tub areas. Use of both is at your own risk. NO LIFEGUARD IS PRESENT.
  • No glass containers in the pool, hot tub, or on the pool deck, unless encased in cooler in transport to the clubhouse.
  • For sanitary purposes, no bare bottoms on any resort furniture. Please place a towel or other covering over furniture before sitting while nude.
  • No loud speakers at the pool — please respect other guests.
Smoking

No smoking is allowed in any building, pool, cabins, or chalets.

$100.00 smoke cleaning fee if smoking in buildings

Dispose of cigarette butts in approved containers (ashtrays), which should then be dumped in the trash — not on the grounds.

Dispose of all trash in approved receptacles

Pets

No pets are allowed except in RVs and chalets. Pets must be on a leash when outdoors. Owners are required to pick up after their pets, or you will be asked not to bring your pet back on premises.

Event ticket holders are not permitted to bring pets, only those staying on premises, and the aforementioned rules apply.

Property, Waste & Restricted Areas
  • All garbage should be placed in approved areas (dumpster and trash cans). All sewage and gray water must be dumped in approved disposals.
  • Members and guests are NOT permitted in the DJ booth. Please respect all posted signage for employee-only areas.
  • You are responsible for any damage you may cause to any part of the premises, including water, electrical, sewers, communal buildings, lot sites, cabins (HVAC units, smoke detectors, TVs, refrigerators, microwaves, and all furniture).
BYOB & Alcohol

As we are a BYOB establishment, please keep in mind your personal alcohol tolerance levels.

Excessive drunkenness that leads to offensive behavior could result in being asked to return to your dwelling for the night and possibly being asked to check out and leave the premises first thing the next morning, regardless of length of reservation — with no refund. Overly intoxicated guests may be denied entry or asked to leave the party area.

Liability

All visitors and members agree to hold harmless the owners and their employees of any bodily injury, dismemberment, or death that may be sustained while on the property. You agree to hold harmless the owners, management, and their employees for any damage sustained to your vehicle, camper, RV, or personal property whether permanent or temporary from any incident including but not limited to fire, water, falling trees, wind, hail, theft, personal negligence, acts of God or any portion thereof. You agree to hold Pandora's Resort, Euphorix, its management, staff, agents, and partner venues, vendors, entertainers, harmless from claims, damages, and legal fees arising from loss, damage, injury, or harm to you, a third party, or property, howsoever caused.

You hereby agree to the above terms
King John of Pandora's
Sovereign of the Glens & Woods of the kindom of pandora's
⚜ Violation of the Code results in immediate banishment — no refund, no return ⚜ 
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